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What is an American by EarnUlf, literature

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What is an American

It's not even the silly season and my mind was completely overloaded by all the conflicting messages being brayed from this side or the other. As a discerning human being and a voter, I was more than a mite confused by all the propaganda, stump speeches, soundbites and analysis that was filling the space betwixt my ears. In the middle of all this noise, my mind finally surrendered and shut completely down and defaulted to the emergency exit. So I abandoned the remote, stepped through the wads of newspaper and magazines, leaving behind the electronic frontiers and pulled on a coat, hat and warm gloves, before stepping out into t

The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 13 by EarnUlf, literature

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The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 13

Jules was standing on the dock of Cobblestone, watching the rowboat make it's way closer to the dock to pick up it's passenger for the ride south. Beside him, resplendent in her traveling dress of deep green was Red Shelly. At first glance, one might mistake the coiffed beauty for one of the richer women of the world, bandying about in her fine silks and oversized skirts, totally unsuited to the rigors of the half-baked and under developed regions of the Uncharted Lands. Of course, upon closer inspection, one might discern that her skirt did not poof out like those pamper pigeons, that strategic slits of considerable length turned

The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 12 by EarnUlf, literature

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The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 12

Jules was not happy with the "arraignments" of the hotel. Having comported themselves as husband and wife, the hotel naturally accommodated the two of them as spouses, leaving one bed for the two of them in the Palatial suite, or at least what passed in Cobblestone for such. It was two rooms, one bed and one for "audiences". Needless to say, the reaction of Red Shelly to the apparent dilemma was, expected. "Well, looks like you got lucky Jules." she said with a smile and a leer as she entered the bedroom and surveyed the surroundings. "Maybe we should take a few hours to relax and enjoy the slower pace of things?" Jules quai

The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 11 by EarnUlf, literature

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The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 11

The four made an interesting lot in the Tavern as they dined on chicken and roast vegetables. Buttfuk was scarfing down the food in copious amounts as befitted a dwarf of his stature and Jules was doing his best to keep pace while also devoting a portion of his attention on the two comely lasses engaged in running down the intel that had just been gathered in the brewhaha outside. Fatima and her sisters were headed south and east for the Spine following their ignominious defeat at the battle of Tinya. Although there was no loss of limb, the loss of face for the Warrior Women was heavy. Beaten by the two women was bad enough, b

Day 156 by EarnUlf, literature

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Day 156

Day 156. Woke up before dawn today, probably a good thing, the fire was down and so was the temperature. Still enough embers to see by as I left the cozy confines of the sleeping bag and started stretching. Adding a couple of sticks to the fire would help moderate the temperatures and I shook off the sleeping togs and began limbering up. This was part of the routine, one of those things that allowed you to check yourself off and see what had decided to break down overnight. That gave you time to either fix it, or get ready to prepare for whatever downtime you were about to encounter. Arms over the head, stretched out, th

The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 10 by EarnUlf, literature

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The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 10

Morning broke over the forests and farms surrounding Tinya, heralding what should have been a glorious sunny day with warm temperatures, a cool sea breeze and the promise of a busy day for all. Well, at least the last part was going to be true. Jules was shoveling down a fantastic plate of eggs and bacon in the main room of the tavern when Buttfuk came charging into the room from outside, glanced wildly around and locked eyes on the bard. "Red Shelly is on the war path!" More than one man involuntarily clenched their legs together and Jules paused for just a moment before continuing to fill up on what might be his last meal.

The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 9 by EarnUlf, literature

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The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 9

She resisted the urge to start reading the prophecy as soon as she was clear of the Warrior Women. Aside from the fact that it was dark, she knew that the information contained within the scroll was of utmost importance to the balance of power along the Spine of the World. Understanding the details would give her the edge in future negotiations with the King and cement her position with regards to the new rules in the mountains. Sidestepping the drunks who leered at her, she quickly stared down their accomplice who had been moving to see what kind of a purse she was carrying. He started at the recognition and quickly redirected h

The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 8 by EarnUlf, literature

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The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 8

"Well of course I've heard of him, I mean, who hasn't?" Jules replied a bit miffed by the tone of Cameo's voice as they walked the side streets of Tinya. "He doesn't see just anyone, but he owes me and if he can't come up with this prophecy then he can go find it." Cameo realized that she was a bit more vexed than usual and couldn't put a finger on it. Jules was a fellow bard and despite the friendly rivalry, was not what was chaffing her leathers. Of course it might have something to do with the silken gown that she was poured into, a concession to the fact that Snark had a very poor time telling humans apart. When she had jo

The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 7 by EarnUlf, literature

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The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 7

The voice was mellocream, wavering in an out in a pleasing melody that transfixed her audience even as she subtly wove her hands in gestures that communicated an undercurrent to the story she was singing. Her face was transfixed with emotion as she sang of ages past, loves lost and kingdoms which endured despite terrible odds. Great heros rose up from the populace and faced foes that would flatten the beers in their mugs and plunge the world into a dark abyss. Her face was a beautiful sculpture, almost elvin, but radiant as she sang, her raven locks curling about her face and lending a mysterious fog to her stories and words.

The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 6 by EarnUlf, literature

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The Wang Chronicles Again, Part 6

Jules knew an error when he made one. Deciding to accept the "help" of Buttfuk was not only one of those errors upon which usually hinges the sanity of the person making the error, but was compounded by the fact that this fine specimen of dwarvenhood was a blabbermouth. For the past five miles as the sun rose into the sky, Buttfuk had carried on a nearly one-sided conversation recounting everything that was going on in his life, a blow by blow, minute by minute account that was accompanied by occasional farts and complaints about the lack of a tavern in the woods. "Y'd think a rich place like this would at least consider puttin

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Sep 28
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Deviant for 9 years
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According to my 4th grade teacher, I was her "absent minded professor", something to do with my rampant and uncontrolled imagination. Often accused of having my "head in the clouds" and an uncle who worked at a comic book factory, my love for reading inspired me to take a shot at it on my own. So now it's time to begin "spreading the love" to future generations and see just how many more people I can infect with a nervous tic when they heard the infamous words, "know O' Prince".

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Open to a variety of artists and styles

Favourite Movies

Science fiction, Comic Based, Comedy

Favourite TV Shows

Warehouse 13, Ghost/Monster Hunters, Agents of Shield

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Classic Rock (I grew up in the 70's)

Favourite Books

Hardy Boys, SW/ST fiction, HP & PJ, Myth Adventures

Favourite Writers

Kat Richardson, Robert Asprin, Naomi Novak

Favourite Games

AD&D, WOT, WOWP, CIV, Sid Myers Pirates, Starmaggedon

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On line gaming

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Computer, Imagination, Humor, Life

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You wouldn't believe it.

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EarnUlf

Mar 6, 2017

Americans are not like our current President. Well, some are, most are not. Most are average, ordinary people with their own cares, concerns and thoughts, centering on themselves. Little thought is given to people struggling to find freedom, or...

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EarnUlf

Mar 1, 2017

2017, the year we get back on track before the world ends.....lol

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May 7, 2015

The Right to Vote

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   Americans are being bombarded once more with Presidential candidates from the two main political parties.    Sometime early next year they will select a candidate which they will claim can lead the nation to greatness and solve all our ills.   The other side will claim the same for their candidate. The American people, given two bad choices, will be forced to choose the lesser of two evils. Given the role of big money in political campaigns, the constant barrage of negative ads attacking this or that candidates race, religion, sex, orientation, issues and airing any and all dirty laundry by twisting words, it's a wonder the country even

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